Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.
The first programmer finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his
hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses
paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of
water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says,
"At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough."
The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he
proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes
sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the
paper towel: He turns and says, "At Intel not only are we trained to
be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely
The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door,
shouting over his shoulder: "At Sun, we don't piss on our hands."