Wie Behörden eine doppelte Staatsbürgerschaft zu erzwingen versuchen Diese Entschuldigungs-Schreiben, wurden wirklich und wahrhaftig von kanadischen Eltern ihren Schülern mitgegeben.:
"Excuse Notes" from parents, every one of them a really good reason why
these people should not be parents in the first place:
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.(Physical Education
= Sport) today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent on Ja. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a
tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent today because he was playing football. He was hurt in the
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
-diahre-dyrea-direathe- the shits.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
I kept Billie at home beIcause she had to go Christmas shopping because I
don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the
Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought it was
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend
with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gang over.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Maryann was absent December 11 - 16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,
her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best
either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her
father even got hot last night.